(oh, that title is so inappropriate, it even makes me blush)
Turns out horror films have been misleading us for decades.
The scariest thing that can happen to a girl in the shower is to have an angry chicken fall in through the open window above her head.
Trust me.
I now know firsthand the terror a suddenly showering chicken can unleash.
I'm pretty sure I have invented a few new swear words.
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