Friday, March 20, 2015

shh, just go with it

(oh, that title is so inappropriate, it even makes me blush)

Turns out horror films have been misleading us for decades. 


The scariest thing that can happen to a girl in the shower is to have an angry chicken fall in through the open window above her head.

Trust me. 
I now know firsthand the terror a suddenly showering chicken can unleash. 
I'm pretty sure I have invented a few new swear words. 

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