adventures in schooled kids

Last week the kid and I went to the zoo to see the animals. 

Encounter number 1: 

Schooled Kid A: "LOOK at the tiger!" 

Schooled Kid B: "That's a lion you idiot!"

Schooled Kid C: "A chicken!"

Beach: "Um, actually that's a Seagull."

Group leader: "Hurry up you only have 20 minutes left!" 

Encounter number 2:

Schooled Kid D: "Is that dinosaur real?"

Schooled Kid E: "No of course not. They keep the real ones in cages."

Beach: "You do know that dinosaurs are extinct?"

Schooled Kid E: "No they're not, they are made of rubber."

Schooled Kid C: "A chicken!"

Beach: "No, that's a Peacock"

Group leader: "Hurry up you only have 20 minutes left!" 

Encounter number 3:

Schooled Kid F : "Oh my god sharks!"

Schooled Kid B: "Whales you idiot!" 

Zoo Docent: "Actually these are seals."
Beach laughing too hard to talk.

Encounter number 4:

Schooled Kid C: "Opossum!" 

Beach, under her breath: "Armadillo, but you were close."

Group leader: "Hurry up you only have 20 minutes left!" 

Encounter number 5: 

Schooled Kid G: "Does this zoo have unicorns? I want to see the unicorns."

Group leader: "Let's hurry up here we only have 20 minutes left!" 

Encounter number 6:

Schooled Kid C: "MONKEYS!!!!!"

Beach: "Hey, they finally got one right! Good for them."

Group leader: "Hurry up you only have 20 minutes left!"

Beach: "I see why schooled kids struggle with elapsed time- their adults don't get it either."